Let’s just say this is not what most people think of when you say ‘kegger’

Credit: Hidden Valley

Credit: Hidden Valley

Admit it. You love ranch salad dressing.

The real question now is, how much?

If your answer is that you love it enough to buy a keg of it, you are in luck.

Hidden Valley has announced a line of holiday gifts. Featured: A keg that holds five liters, or a bit over a gallon, of ranch dressing — and a year’s supply of Hidden Valley Ranch.

The keg measures in at 9.7 inches tall and 6.3 inches in diameter. And it costs $50.

Apparently the “mini ranch keg” is a hot item.

“Pre-order today,” the gift guide states. “Item begins shipping December 11.”

If that’s not your style, you can always order a Hidden Valley holiday ranch fountain — with a festive skirt — for $110.

That item weighs in at two pounds and has four “easy to assemble” tiers. Again, there’s a year supply of Hidden Valley ranch dressing included.

Other items in the holiday line include Christmas tree ornaments, ugly sweaters, holiday socks, T-shirts and more.

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