“GLEE” STAR CORY MONTEITH CHECKS INTO REHAB: They thought he had the shakes, but it was just “jazz hands.”
CBS NIXES GRUESOME NCAA INJURY REPLAYS: Buffalo Wild Wings scraps Final Four launch of “Boneless Legs” menu.
LEGENDARY MUSIC PRODUCER PHIL RAMONE DEAD AT 72: No, not that Ramone. No, not him either. Yeah, him.
MILWAUKEE BREWERS TAILGATERS NO LONGER ALLOWED TO BRING OWN PORTAPOTS: Fan who misidentified big Gatorade ice tub spoiled it for everyone.
BEATLES ALBUM SELLS FOR $290,500: The Green Album.
CHER, MOM STAR IN LIFETIME SPECIAL: It’s called: “You Had Me, Babe.”
LINDSAY LOHAN SAYS “PREGNANT” TWEET WAS AN APRIL FOOLS PRANK: Satan puts his “It’s the Antichrist” cigars back in the humidor.
“WALKING DEAD’S” DAVID MORRISSEY RETURNING AS SERIES REGULAR IN SEASON 4: He’ll play the wacky next-door neighbor.
JUSTIN BIEBER BANNED FROM VIENNA NIGHTCLUB: He absolutely refused to sing “Edelweiss.”
“AMERICAN IDOL” PRODUCER SAYS NICKI MINAJ IS WELCOME BACK NEXT SEASON: She’ll play the wacky next-door neighbor.
JOHN MAYER HAD TO “DIAL” DOWN SCOTCH TO HEAL VOICE: Pot, on the other hand, stayed at 11.
HEIDI KLUM HELPS SAVE SON, NANNIES FROM DROWNING: Well, she is a supermodel.
ANGELINA JOLIE OPENS ALL-GIRLS SCHOOL IN AFGHANISTAN: “Afghan school-girl uniforms” fail to catch on as sexy Halloween costumes.
THE CURE, NINE INCH NAILS TO PLAY LOLLAPALOOZA: Mr. Peabody sets the Wayback Machine for 1994.
“FINDING NEMO” SEQUEL TO STAR ELLEN DEGENERES’ DORY CHARACTER: It involves her search for a rainbow trout.
MUPPET CO-CREATOR JANE HENSON DIES AT 78: A spokesman released a statement: “Bork, bork, bork!”
— DAVE LARSEN, RANDY PALMER, TERRY MORRIS