ROLLING STONES PLAY SMALL L.A. CLUB TO PREVIEW BIG TOUR: There was a three-drink minimum of Ensure.
VICTORIA BECKHAM TO OPEN FIRST LONDON STORE: Her selection of clothes for bigger women go all the way up to size 2.
KATE MIDDLETON SPEAKS IN HER FIRST-EVER RECORDED BROADCAST MESSAGE: Geoffrey Rush gave her a big thumbs up from the wings.
“JERSEY SHORE” STAR RONNIE HOSPITALIZED WITH KIDNEY STONES: His attempt to dissolve them with vodka didn’t work.
MICHAEL JORDAN WEDS YVETTE PRIETO: He slapped away the bouquet toss out of habit.
“JAMES BOND” STUDIO TO OPEN FIRST U.S. FACILITY IN GEORGIA: Peaches galore.
NBA VETERAN JASON COLLINS COMES OUT AS GAY: That explains why he didn’t marry a Kardashian.
“ROCKY” MUSICAL BOUND FOR BROADWAY IN 2014: “Yo, Adrienne” will be the toe-tapping hit of the season.
TAYLOR SWIFT PAYS CASH FOR $17 MILLION RHODE ISLAND MANSION: It’ll be back on the market in two weeks.
NEW YORK JETS RELEASE TIM TEBOW: On the third day he will QB again.
COUNTRY SINGER JASON ALDEAN TO DIVORCE WIFE OF 12 YEARS: They’re fighting over custody of the dog and pick-up truck.
QUENTIN TARANTINO’S “PULP FICTION” CAR RECOVERED 19 YEARS AFTER IT WAS STOLEN: Cops identified it by the “Royale with Cheese” wrappers under the seat.
MICHAEL JACKSON’S WRONGFUL DEATH TRIAL BEGINS: Prosecutors trying to get Bubbles classified as a hostile witness.
MARTHA STEWART LOOKING FOR LOVE ONLINE: She enjoys long walks in the prison yard.
JENNIFER ANISTON DELAYS WEDDING BECAUSE OF BRAD PITT, ANGELINA JOLIE: She also wanted to steer clear of “Iron Man 3.”
DISNEY CHOOSES “DOWNTON ABBEY” ACTRESS AS CINDERELLA: Maggie Smith will wear glass support hose.
— DAVE LARSEN, RANDY PALMER, TERRY MORRIS