Now that we know the National Security Agency is collecting information about our phone calls, I have decided to play it safe and use this column to send secret messages. The feds will never crack my code and you can call me James Bond.
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Knucklehead of the Week
Spoiled singer Justin Bieber brought his unique brand of stupidity to Miami for Game 7 of the Heat-Pacers series. Bieber, who sat courtside and wore sunglasses, stationed a large bodyguard directly behind him during the game. Maybe he thought someone would steal his gold necklaces. This selfish move blocked the view of fans who paid big bucks to see LeBron and his pals dispatch Indiana, thus saving the NBA Finals TV ratings.