Our hot water heater was put on the disabled list Friday night. I didn’t want to pay the $200 off-hours upcharge to get it replaced, so we’re roughing it this weekend. Nothing like a cold shower to get you going — and to take your vocabulary to a level Bengals defensive coordinator Mike Zimmer would admire.
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Knucklehead of the Week
Von Miller is having a bad month. The Broncos star linebacker last week was suspended six games for violating the NFL’s substance-abuse policy. Miller “spilled” one urine sample during testing and also submitted a diluted sample. Sounds a bit suspicious. This comes on the heels of Miller’s arrest on a failure-to-appear warrant in Colorado. Miller, doing what pro athletes do, failed to show up in court to chat with the judge about some traffic violations.